7 Reasons Cowboy BEATS Conor McGregor

7 Reasons Cowboy BEATS Conor McGregor


There was another notable moment from the
press conference but I have chosen not to discuss the red pannys.. I don’t think it’s appropriate.. (ULTIMATE WARRIOR TAKES FLIGHT NOISES) (QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER KNOWN NOISES) (SLAPPING BEAT NOISES) Hey, what’s up everybody? My name is Jesse and I’m the founder and
Grand Master of MMA, Mexican Martial Arts. McGregor vs Cerrone is like the low-budget
Mayweather vs Pacquiao. It should’ve happened a long time ago.. Then we kinda thought it would happen.. (TOO MUCH MONSTER ENERGY DRINK NOISES) Then it looked like it would never happen… Now it’s happening.. And we already learned a while back that McGregor
is basically the light-skinned Floyd Mayweather. Too much money for his own good, everybody
wants to see him lose, and not a fan of law and order.. (BRING BACK STABLER NOISES) But McGregor and Cerrone are not so different
either.. Cerrone is a country boy, who rides horses.. And McGregor rides that white horse, if you
know what I mean.. (TAKE HEED NOISES) While Cerrone has been keeping busy breaking
records.. Conor has been breaking phones, and dentures…
and hearts. And it’s not fair that just because Cerrone
lost his last two fights, now they’re treating him like some washed up gatekeeper. Was Robbie Lawler busy or what? I guess nobody remembers that Conor also
lost his last two fights. All of a sudden he’s that golden goose again.. The practical son.. And everybody’s clowning on Cowboy, calling him a boomer. And not for nothing, even that one fool that tapped
to Tito, what’s his name?.. Chale.. Cha Cha.. Chael Sonnen.. Even that fool was saying that Cowboy needs to
take that old town road to Bellator…. That’s disrespectful.. It’s obvious that Conor coulda came
back to a bigger fight. Are you gonna try to tell me that Masvidal wouldn’t
want that paycheck? You think people wouldn’t pay to watch Gaethje
knock that fool out? Or at least spend a significant amount of
time searching for a reddit link? Or if you’re gonna go welterweight, what
about Tyrone Woodley? And at first everybody was accusing Conor
of ducking these bigger fights.. but Conor watches MadMen, and that fool changed the
conversation. (CONVERSATION ABOUT CONVERSATION NOISES) And now the focus is on Cerrone, and that supposably
he’s taking a dive. In my opinion, he’s a little more country
than that.. But unfortunately others have suggested some pretty
good points. Cowboy’s a little bit older and he’s prolly not
gonna be fighting that much longer.. He’s prolly tryna build up that retirement,
you know? And a while back he mentioned that now that
his baby was born, he finally knows what he’s fighting for… (REDUNDANT NOISES) Popular belief is that he was talking about
money. Because a baby can’t eat that belt, and
a championship isn’t gonna pay for college. Unless you go to community college, like me.. And I came out just fine.. But taking a dive for Conor?.. That’s a university, and a lotta trips to
Boot Barn. But remember, this narrative only exists because
of Conor talking papas, Cowboy would never do this.. The guilt would keep him up at night, he would
lie awake for hours.. Sleep would flee from his eyes… I should know….. Not because of guilt, because of Netflix.. But it’s still very tiring.. McGregor and his big mouth are what started
these rumors, and it’s what started the whole fight to begin with. A few years ago during a press conference,
Conor started disrespecting the 155 division. He said that they were too slow.. (TRYING TO IMPRESS HOLLY NOISES) Too stiff.. (TOO LATE TO BACK DOWN NOISES) And appeared to be stuck in the mud.. (FULLY COMMITTED TO THIS NOW NOISES) He said that they would be easy to snap in half. (KIND OF JUST RIFFING AT THIS POINT NOISES) And he was right. Years later, when he moved up to 155.. He was slow, stiff, appeared to be stuck in
the mud.. And Khabib almost snapped him in half before
Herb Dean stepped in. There was another notable moment from the
press conference but I have chosen not to discuss the red pannys.. I don’t think it’s appropriate.. (TOY STORY NOISES) (DON’T LET YOUR GIRL *OR YOUR GUY* WATCH NOISES) 🤷🏻‍♂️ But people are too quick to forget about how
Conor got destroyed at 155. Everybody’s looking at his “alarming body
transformation” like if that’s gonna do him any good at welterweight. Mira, we’ve already seen him fight at 170. Twice. I blame social media for the horrible attention
spans of this generation… but while I’m at it, please don’t forget to
follow me on my social media pages. I appreciate it. Conor gassed out in both fights against Diaz. And the only reason he got the decision the second
time is because Diaz likes to block punches with his face. And Conor wasn’t even jacked in those fights,
he just got a little bit chunky like Raging Bull. (BULKING SEASON NOISES) Imagine how fast he’ll gas out now with
all the muscle mass? That fool’s gonna be throwing less than
Mero Mero in championship rounds. Mero Mero, you know I luh you, but you gotta
throw more, homie. Conor at 170, is like Conor at 155.. Which is, no longer depleting yourself to
the point where you’re basically fighting someone with the body of a child.. It’s basic math.. When Conor goes up in weight, he goes down
in rankings.. But does he? Does he get beat? Yes. Does he get humiliated? Definitely. Does he get exposed to the point of no
return? I think we all know the answer. Then, with this knowledge, and the fact that
that fool hasn’t fought in well over a year, how is he still so high in the rankings? He never even earned his spot in the lightweight
division to begin with. But everybody forgets about that because of
how he beat Eddie Alvarez in such spectacular fashion and became the first ever double champ.. I guess that’s information that people can remember. He had just been destroyed by Diaz… Then he came back and barely got the very
controversial decision over Diaz.. both fights at welterweight.. Then he skipped right over the entire lightweight
division straight into a title shot with Eddie Alvarez.. Ay, if you’re gonna accuse anyone of taking
a dive, it’s that fool right there. He looked like Max Holiday against Volkanovski,
like he didn’t even wanna be there. But that’s irregular.. Because Conor’s very next lightweight
fight was against Khabib.. And that told us everything that we needed
to know. At least everything except for what his actual ranking
should be. Whoever’s in charge of the UFC rankings
does it like if it’s their top friends on Myspace. You can’t just pick and choose because of
who you like and who’s popular. But Conor hasn’t won a fight in the cage
in over three years and that fool’s still ranked number four.. You know what this means for Conor? Conor’s like a little kid that doesn’t
get spanked… I said it. That fool already knows that he could just do whatever
he wants and he’s always gonna have the big fights right at his fingertips. He has nothing to lose. But Cowboy.. at his age.. with the wear and
tear on his body.. Two-fight losing streak, he has too much to
lose, and a title shot to gain.. That fool’s hungry. But it’s hard to be hungry when you got
all that money. It’s obvious that Conor is a very thirsty
individual.. but he’s not hungry. Conor already knows that he can go into any
fight, lose the fight, and still make more money than the fool that won. It’s a dirty business.. but Dana White is
a dirty vato. And when you got that Dana White privilege
in your life, anything is possible.. But we learned a long time ago that it’s
also possible to get into Conor’s head. His success depends on being able to get inside
his opponent’s head. But when he was unable to do that with people
like Diaz, Mayweather, Khabib.. He broke down. He’s just not an individual who can adapt. He needs to get inside your head, trap your lead
hand, and then hit you with the left. And if he can’t do that, he’s hopeless. This shows me that he has the disposition
of the late Rhonda Rousey. Or Humpty Dumpty.. Easily broken, and unable to put back together again.. The moment he found out that no one cares
about his return, his ego was shattered. But believe it or not his success is not tied
to the UFC. Everybody knows that he has a big mouth, he’s
dramatic, he sells tickets.. That’s WWE material. I’m not mad at that. When Conor loses this fight, his next stop
is professional wrestling… And that fool’s in good company. And for you fanboys out there.. Conor winning this fight would not be good
for the reputation of the UFC. He hasn’t won a fight in over three years, then
he would beat a 5th ranked welterweight, and then get a automatic title shot at lightweight. With the fool that almost killed him last time.. Because Khabib’s gonna smoke Ferguson. It’s shameful. But it’s also not gonna happen. Remember, the town drunk makes the movie a
lot more exciting.. but the cowboy always wins in the end. I wanna know what you think. Who wins this fight? Cowboy, or Conor? Let me know down below. I also wanna give you the opportunity to support
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